I finished up my old job yesterday, and thought I’d celebrate with an espresso martini and a few too many beers.

The espresso did its thing.

Then I thought I’d start my Twitter campaign and go viral overnight.

I may have spammed a few people. Including Bill Bailey. Sorry, Bill—and everyone else! I may have done this in a non-discreet manner.

Tweets can be a great way of practicing succinct writing. Short. Punchy. Verging on the incomprehensible.

I thought I was being witty and erudite. I may have even used those words.

I will have to make up for it by writing something that actually is witty and erudite. This may take a while.