Word of the Day: Antejentacular

Definition: Occurring before breakfast. Marjorie's herbalist had lectured her about the calming properties of eating tomatoes and celery for breakfast. Dutifully, she was roasting some tomatoes and viewing some celery when a banging and shouting alerted her to the arrival of her 6 grandchildren. At this point, she imbibed an antejentacular shot of vodka and marvelled [...]