Definition: To stretch—like you do after waking.

Tiffany had woken at 3am and couldn’t go back to sleep.

After work, she’d gone with her brother to see a rugby game—it was his birthday.

The thing was kinda boring. Everyone kept falling over and shouting. So she had a bit of a nap and was awakened by a roar.

She pandiculated and looked around.

And all the people in the seats next to her copied. And the ones over there. And the ones on the other side. Then the TV said ‘Mexican Wave’. Weirdos.