I finished up my old job yesterday, and thought I’d celebrate with an espresso martini and a few too many beers.
The espresso did its thing.
Then I thought I’d start my Twitter campaign and go viral overnight.
I may have spammed a few people. Including Bill Bailey. Sorry, Bill—and everyone else! I may have done this in a non-discreet manner.
Tweets can be a great way of practicing succinct writing. Short. Punchy. Verging on the incomprehensible.
I thought I was being witty and erudite. I may have even used those words.
I will have to make up for it by writing something that actually is witty and erudite. This may take a while.