Definition: A road vehicle, typically with four wheels powered by an internal-combustion engine and able to carry a small number of people.
Using Little Squeak logic, everything from a Lamborghini to Lego on wheels is a ‘car’. And they are all awesome.
The word ‘car’ is thought to be based on the Gaulish word ‘karros’, meaning ‘chariot’. From Gaulish, the word ‘karros’ found its way into Latin—from the 5th century onwards—and Middle English. 1500 years later, it has ended up being our preferred terminology over ‘automobile’—a French term that is a combination of Ancient Greek ‘autos’ meaning ‘self’ and Latin ‘mobilis’ for ‘moveable’.
For no apparent reason, my first car etymology roads appeared to lead to France … so I thought I would use some Little Squeak logic to work out what kind of modern car a hero-type would drive when their chariot was being serviced.
Start with Vercingetorix—sometimes said to be one of France’s first national heroes. A young Gallic chieftain who tried to unite Gaul in rebellion against Julius Caesar’s invasion and nearly did. Despite his defeat and execution, Vercingetorix warranted his own Roman coin—his face on the front and a war chariot on the back. And Caesar was a skilled orator with a lot to gain by portraying Vercingetorix as a powerful enemy. You could say that Vercingetorix created his own brands—one in Gaul and another in Rome. And although we have no accurate idea of what he looked like, he will now always have a chariot and ride a formidable moustache.